#New Comedy Series by Me "Dave Jizzle Show"

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Air Jordan 2011 fall rumored release dates

“A couple of weeks ago I commented here saying I will bring news on future Air Jordan’s and today I bring great news! The Air Jordan 3 Cement follows the heat along with many more that is in store for 2011.
This is what I heard from my friend, a Nike Rep (100% Legit)
-White Cement 3s release 1/22/11,Playoff 13s release 2/26/11
-NO MORE SILVER ANNIVERSARY RETROS!! Sales were SLOW!
-New Jordan Boxes for 2011(FINALLY)
-Bin 5s in the Spring
-Orion 7s (MAJOR DIFFERENCE THAN WHAT WAS FIRST SEEN IN THE SAMPLE)release March ‘11, Bordeaux 7s in April,Cardinals in June
-More 5s in May, TB 3s in July
-Grape/Laney Pack in August $310 MEN,$200 GS
-For the Fall/Winter ‘11 season look for more 4s and 10s (Cements& Chicagos are definite!!!!!!)
-Olympic VIs in September ‘11( were supposed to be releases this Fall but scrapped)
-Last but not least, CONCORD & COLOMBIA 11s WILL RELEASE NEXT YEAR (they are being considered as a Package but anything can change.)

This is all 100% LEGIT, JB may change there minds but all will release. I posted here before saying that there will be an Infrared Pack and Olympic 7s are gonna drop & they did. 2011 Will be the Year of the Retro (some may have major changed). I will keep you guys updated!!!” via NT

...this was something I bumped into on TheShoeGame.com 

Who are the worst Rappers???

...what do you think of this guys Top 10 Worst rappers??? (I don't exactly agree)



...Now this Worst Rapper Alive Awards is hilarious

#SneakPeak #FlyestEverVol2

and here is what you all have been waiting for my official 1st single (from #FlyestEverVol2)

 "She's My New Thang"

http://limelinx.com/files/f38e7ed36538f68b218b02e413d4b8e9

and for the people who want a little more here is the 

my BUZZ single I released earlier this year 

"5,4,3,2,1" 

http://www.zshare.net/audio/82430266516b0b9f/

.....Mastered versions coming soon

This is how a #Real Dunk contest looks

.............. the 2010 City Of Palms Dunk Contest had alot of talent in it.

Jay Electronica - #MountainDew Commercial

....this is a good look for Jay but now I feel like Diddy but  in my case I'm mad because I been pushing mountaindew lol

#FunnySh*t D Wade want's out of Miami

....this commercial is hilarious but, watch people start reaching swearing this is how he really feels lmao

#TodatsThrowback Alf -Bloopers

....This use to be one of my favorite shows as a kid lmao

#FunnySh*t The Many Ways Men Cum

#Pause I think I m the silent type lmao

#NewShit Jim Jones (Feat. Rell) - Blow Your Smoke

...I hope This album is better than the last one  for Jimmy's sake.  Oh yeah where is my dude Juelz Sanatana?????

#iDaveJizzleTV presents Last Train To Paris Commercial

Dave interviews Kalenna from Dirty Money from Dirty Money about the Heavily Anticipated Diddy- Dirty Money "Last Train To Paris" album

#GoingHam Lebron James' Return To Cleveland! (What You Couldn't See On TV)

...damn it just a game, it's funny how they did all that and Miami still blew them out lmao

#FunnyShit Jay Pharoah -" Will Smith/ DMX/ Eddie Murphy/ Chris Tucker "

#LatePass That Kid sings Down On Me(With Me And 50 Cent)

...I know I'm late but this video makes me crack up lol

#Damn JR Smith posterizes Gary Neal

......need I say more smh

#RisingStar Big Shan "I Love U" (Official Music Video)

props go to Big Shan for showing Love and not Hate, starting 2011 Hate is played out we gonna start saying "I Love you" (with a #Pause if you talking to a dude)

Follow Big Shan on Twitter @Sir_Shanimal

#ComedyShit "High as Fuck"

#ComedyShit DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

....I know I'm late but ya'll can't saay this is not funny lol

A Chick's Hair Catches On Fire During Diddy’s #LTTP Release Party

...We all laughed but I hope she is okay and I also hope she don't sue Diddy lmao

#FLYSh*t Skull Bones Park

....SBP Clothing is a hot new clothing line I recommend to people who are trying to be ahead of the curve.  I like the way even though they are skaterish but still Urban andI'm willing to bet if rocked anything from their line somebody would ask me what's that you got on.  If you are like me
and wanna buy some of this HOT SH*T then  go to www.skullbonespark.com/.

check out theme on twitter @Skullbonespark

#ComedyShit Obama Kicks Door Open

...this is fake but, it's still hilarious

Fast & Furious 5 Trailer

I can't wait until this movie is in theatres it's rumored to be released on April 29, 2011.

Clinton Sparks "Ambiguous" Feat. Mike Posner & Big SeanOfficial Music Video

#ComedyShit No Hands (Acoustic Cover)

....This video is to Damn  FUNNY

#NewShit Fabolous - You Be Killlin Em'

...this is a heavily anticipated video for one of everyone' favorite
songs on "There Is No Competition 2"

Follow  Fabolous on twitter @MyFabolousLife

A word From Dave Jizzle

    First I would like to thank everybody for supporting my Music,

Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and Blog.  Words can not express

what you all have done for me rather it be 60,000 downloads

 off one mixtape, helping me build my Buzz with thousands

of Twitter followers #TeamDaveJizzle or if you are just

a person who like to read my Blog I Thank You and remember

I do this for ya'll.  Oh yeah and stay tuned in 2011 new episode of

#iDaveJizzleTV, new surprise single dropping Christmas Day,my next mixtapes #FlyestEverVol2 is dropping in March, #FlyestEverVol3 dropping this summer and many other

things.

#FlyestEver,

Dave Jizzle

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Where Can I find the Cool Grey Air Jordan XI's

I know around this time everybody want's to know where can i find the Grey
Air Jordan XI's...wonder no more I got to spots  for you
check RMKstore.com Marquesole.com and any day now Sneakerhead.com
will be getting them in....move fast because they are gonna go quick
for atleats $275.00 (not including shipping and handling).
Treat Ebay like your side chick and put a low bid on the side
just incase lady lucks wants to show love.

#ArabMoney Arab Prince Makes It Rain On Singer

.....rapper wish they could throw money like this lmao

#DimeOfTheDay Bea Arthur (photos)

.....This is for all the  Cougar Hunters like my self, can you blame me the #1 most search is "Bea Arthur photos"

#LMFAOComedy Walmart Intercom Prank

#NewShit Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg & Akon – Kush

#BestDressedList Rupert The Bear



There is no way you can't tell me Rupert isn't the freshest of all Carttoon characters of all time, he is a shoe in on my Best Dressed list. Ya'll luck cartoon characters can't go to award shows lol

#OMG Ferrari Truck

After rumors about a Lamborghini SUV, is now time to talk about a future Ferrari SUV. And even if Ferrari is about supercars, it seems that company has finally decided that they need a SUV in their line-up. Maybe the conclusion came after Lamborghini decided to built one, or maybe after seeing the success of the Porsche Cayenne, but, in any case the SUV is on its way and will be launched sometime in 2010
                                                            (exerpt taken form TopSpeed.com)

So what do you guys think, I know this will go in my car collection very soon lol

Halle Berry fake's orgasm

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...Jay Leno is one smooth player for throwing the
pop corn in her hand (and extra fast at that) lol

#RisingStars Boi (a female R&B/Pop Group)

notice every member is cute (unlike alot of other female groups)

Make sure ya'll follow my favorite female R&B group #Boi @TheReal_NuNu @TYRaTBoi @CeRailuvsBoi @SheenaBaybe

Kalamazoo (Michigan) Thugs are crazy

The Most hiarious prank call ever "Where's Nicki"

...if you don't think this is funny then you are stupid lol

#iDaveJizzleTV presents Real R&B

#ThisIsHowWeDoIt

New @DaveJizzle single "5,4,3,2,1" from #FlyestEverVol2

Here is my BRAND NEW BUZZ single off of #FlyestEverVol2 >>>>>  "5,4,3,2,1" (Produced by Zaytoven) *Free Download* http://www.zshare.net/audio/82430266516b0b9f/
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#LMFAOComedy Trey Wrongz - I Get These Girls Wet

#LMFAOComedy Hood Stories

.....This is too funny LMAO

#LMFAOComedy Sex Moves That Never Made It!

...this is so immature yet so Hilarious LMFAO

#SneakerheadNews Air Jordan VII Premio

......as of now they are as good as Chi Ali in Sing Sing Prison they have no realease date but they will be coming soon lol

#GCheck for all ya'll false flagging

#LMFAOComedy

#LMFAOCOMEDY Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin In Love

.....Too funny lmao

Cadillac Kim Speaks

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....Damn did she have to go that far in they ass lmao

#MauryShow I ain't the Papi

....lmao

#FunnyOrDie Presents Wayne Brady, Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown - Every little Step

#KilledIt Little Girls dance to Willow Smiths "Whip My Hair"

.....I guess we already know who should be the backround dancer's in
this video lol

#Sneakerhead Sh*t for the ladies this time....

These are the Air Jordan 2 x Vashtie Kola collaboration sadly for women only, like my boy 50 Tyson i ain't gone lie I wish I could get these in a men's smh 

#RisingStar of the Week 50 Tyson

...my N*gga 50 Tyson finally made it lol

Rick Ross in NIKE #Boom Commercial

....I can't believe this N*GGA got a chain of him wearing a chain LMAO

New Link for #Flyestever

For those who have had trouble with the links given down loading my Mixtape #FlyestEver
here is my gift to you

Download Mixtape | Free Mixtapes Provided by DatPiff.com

#Sneakerhead Sh*t Air Jordan 1 "Banned"

These Sneaks are so #ill but, damn can we get a release date

Can @YoungBuckMarley (Young Buck Formerly of G Unit) make a #Comeback ???

Here is a NEW link to my "Mixtape That's Not A Mixtape" #FlyestEver

Don't forget to Download my "Mixtape That's Not A Miztape" #FlyestEver http://limelinx.com/files/1a3d1b2988244029282d37abbc06dd7d

#Funny Norman Tugwater

.... check him out at @TugWater.com

#Dead That Swagg OJ Da JuiceMan - Coogi

#FlyestEver Official Mixtape

....My anticipated HEAAAAVILY mixtape that's not really a mixtape #JUSTLISTEN lol

Download

#LaughOfTheDay @50Cent going Mel Gibson on Shyne

.....WTF 50 lmao

Birdman's $2.5 Million Buggati

....Looks like Birdman is Blowin Money Fasssssst too lol

#StopItFam 50 Tyson Rap

here is (Kevin Hart) @KevinHart4real's version

@JustinBieber get's hit by water bottle on stage

....Damn people have no respect these days I wonder did JB call the GOONs out????

@Kanyewest on Ustream

#FlyestEver the Short film

Lupe Fiasco's "Trilly & Truly" 2010 collection

Trilly & Truly 2010: Basic Info from RSVP Gallery on Vimeo.



....kinda crazy but I like it

#SneakPeak of my heavily anticipated #FlyestEver artwork

\

Cover

back/ track listing

....all I can say is  my photographer is ill

#Sneakerhead Air Jordan 9's dropping Saturday

This is a look at the Air Jordan's dropping this Saturday

......I Just make sure u do whatever you gotta do to get em because these are some kicks

not to be missed :P

#FlyShit New fall YSL sneakers

......These are a must have for the fall!!!

#SneakerHead Sh*t

.......OMG, I myself can not wait for the December 23rd release date of these shoes

Cleveland fans say kick #Lebron jersey wear fan out

#WTF When Funny Sh*t Attacks (News Interview)

.......This News interview is to funny to be real lmao

Jermaine Dupri's #LTL (IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE)

...follow JD on Twitter @LTLline

#Youtube fan made Usher - How Do I say video

Rick Ross on Jimm Fallon #LIVE

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...Rick went in on this one!!!!

#Vh1BehindtheMusic Usher

.....Peep how Chilli start talking about her
(Isn't this suppose to be about Usher) lol

#FuckAirJordanFusions Curren$y disses Jordan Fusions

.....all I can say is Amen

#QuietStorm (Jam Of The Week)

...Usher is officially BACK!!!

#SheSmashedTheHomies Caviar is more Dangerous than Danger

.......All I can say is DAMN

#JamofTheWeek Waka Flocka - Hard In THE PAINT

.....Ain't noway you can say this don't BANG?!?!

#LMAO Affion Crocket clowns Drake's Westwood freestyle

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This is to hilarious lmao

#NewShit Big Sean "What U Doin (Bullshittin)"

#NiceKicks Air Jordan 7 Olympics "For The Love Of The Game"

.....All I can say is #DAMN

 word has it they are dropping this Fall?!?!

#OMG: Lamborghini Truck

....Remember Diddy's verse in the "Oh Let's Do It (Remix", well I'm sure he had ya'll saying WTF Lamborghini has a truck yep and here it is and it already has exotic car collectors going crazy and wanting one with official release date  as ????

NBA Championship #MustHave

$249.99

$89.99

....They are now available to ship 10/15/2010 at NBA.com store Which one will you get????

BRAND SPANKIN NEW: T.I. "I'm Back" (Official Video)

....I can't wait for "King Uncaged" to drop Aug. 17th, 2010


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Jam Of The Week: Young Jeezy Feat. Plies - Lose My Mind

....This is the JAM that makes every club jump.
Who has the better verse Jeezy or Plies????????


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Hot Sh*t: Fastest Lambo Ever

......Imagine riding in that thang to the club OMG.

Comedy Sh*t: NFL Draft dodging

......What's funny is I think there are a couple of people who
actually feel this way remember Maurice Clarett and Marcus Vick.

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